They arrive at the door. Late. They carry me out, upright, stiff, one man on each elbow, taking good care not to bump me against the door frames. They swing me horizontal to put me into the truck, stand me in a corner like a grandfather clock, strap me to the wall. In an easy chair, a woman in a Fair Isle cardigan and tweed skirt smokes a pipe. Are they moving both of us at the same time? I ask. She raises one eyebrow as if I should know. She picks up a battered copy of Slaughterhouse Angel, the underground magazine, from the dusty floor, begins to read the classified ads aloud.
House share available. Lambeth. Nicely decorated a la Habitat. Private bath in walled garden.
Man (20) Hitching to Australia. Needs fairly broke Buddhist female companion who loves wine, folk-rock. Bring own foldable water-bed.
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Join the Know Thyself Friendship Group, meets every Thursday in the crypt of St Mark’s at 11p.m.
Earn 50p to £1 per hour tax-free selling new Alternative Guide To Sleep wherever and whenever you want. 18 1/2p profit on each issue.
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The Museum of Hats is Looking for Donations. Anything Considered.
Full collection of Incredible String Band LPs wanted. Willing to part-exchange friendly Deer Hound.
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The woman’s voice drones on as I feel the truck lurch off in low gear, swing out of our road and head east. I notice she has put on a leather flying helmet from World War Two. Is that roar of the engine really us? Why do I feel we’re leaving the ground? Is this beginning to get very worrying?